According to Wikipedia, the Sellersville Theater used to be the stables for the Washington Inn. That didn't sound right, so we consulted the legend. According to Moonalice legend, this was actually the site of the curing barns for the local Moonalice tribe. Don't believe me? Inhale deeply. See what I mean?

According to Moonalice legend, the Lizzie High Doll Factory here in Sellersville makes the best high dolls in the known universe. The tribe likes its dolls the way it likes itself, high.

According to Moonalice legend, the Phillie Phanatic is completely normal. It's the rest of us who look funny.

According to Moonalice legend, April 28 is Workers Memorial Day, a day of remembrance for workers killed, disabled, injured or made unwell by their work. Let me ask: has any of you been made unwell by work? Me, too. That's why April 28 is a high holy day in the tribe.

Tonight we put a fan in charge: Maura Tweedie. She did a fantastic job.