According to Moonalice legend, three wise artists heard of about the coming of a great festival. They came bearing gifts for the festival, posters made of the finest colors. The posters featured a Wild Thing with four faces, a basset with a kazoo and a woman made of flowers and seashells. All of this is very significant, but way too complicated to share right now.

According to Moonalice legend, Four Winds Moonalice was a Wild Thing! With four mouths and only one set of lungs, Four Winds was always the first in the tribe to pass out after a smoke.

According to Moonalice legend, Pokey Moonalice was a ventriloquist. He was also a kazoo-playing basset hound whose puppet companion played bass banjo on the Arrow Stage. Pokey favored blue grass, but didn't know it, due to color blindness.

According to Moonalice legend, some people are really put together. Others only appear to be well put together. Such was the case with Collage Moonalice, whose face consisted of flower petals, sea shells, and pearls.