According to Moonalice legend, all roads lead to Terrapin. Some rise, some fall, some climb to get to ... here. Counting stars by candlelight, everyone is trying figure out what the heck is going on. Some are dim and some are bright, which is why Darrin Brenner made this poster.

So a terrapin walked into a bar, climbed on a stool and asked the barkeep, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender said, “Sorry. All we have is beer, wine, and liquor.” The turtle left.

The next day the turtle returned to the bar, climbed on a stool and asked the barkeep, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender said, “Sorry. All we have is beer, wine, and liquor.” The turtle left.

Same thing happens the next day. The next day the turtle returned to the bar, climbed on a stool and asked the barkeep, “Got any grapes?”

By now the bartender is pissed. “If come in here asking for grapes one more time I am going to nail your shell to the bar.”

The next day the turtle returned to the bar, climbed on a stool and asked the barkeep, “Got any nails?”

Bartender says, “No.”

Turtle says “Got any grapes?”