According to Moonalice legend, today is the legendary birthday of Fallback Moonalice, the patron saint of Moonalice Standard Time. Fallback visited Fairfax on his travels through time, making friends and acquiring quality hemp products. Fallback is famous for inventing the 25-hour day. While the Bureau of Standards recognizes only one 25-hour day a year, when Standard Time begins, Fallback believed people should be able to determine the length of their own day. Apparently the tradition continues in Fairfax to this day.

According to Moonalice legend, tonight’s poster features Busty Poseur Moonalilce, a burlesque star whose great grandson now plays catcher for the Giants. Look closely at this poster and you will appreciate why Buster Posey handles pitchers so well.