According to Moonalice legend, the Mayans knew calendars. Back before the BC-AD changeover, they created a long term calendar that has been confusing the heck out of gringos ever since. If the gringos are to be believed, the world will end in three weeks, in which case this will be the final Moonalice show ever. Where some have been quick to dismiss this end-of-times talk, we are taking no chances. Chris Shaw's poster depicts our strategy. Those of us who have a space ship will watch the apocalypse from there. If you know an angel, you are invited to join the dance. Those who have a T. Rex should let it run loose. Everyone else will try to finish off their stash. Be prepared.