According to Moonalice legend, tonight's poster by Dennis Larkins depicts an annual tribal ritual known as WTF ... or What the Felton? Held every year in the back room at Don Quixote's, WTF awards prizes for exceptional acts of monumental stupidity. WTF is the brainchild of Donna Quixote, pictured here, and her royal consort, the Bassett hound Pokey Moonalice. This year the competition was unusually intense, with reigning champion the Supreme Court facing challenges from Kanye West, Duck Dynasty, and a few hundred politicians. Pokey wants everyone to know that he thinks the whole world has gone to hell, but he would give the award to Chris Christie as a matter of principle. To celebrate, Pokey will toast us all with a drink from the toilet in the men's room. Meanwhile, Donna recommends calling a mulligan on 2013. If you need a permission slip for your teacher, Big Steve will be happy to provide.