According to Moonalice legend, fears about climate change run deep in the Moonalice tribe. Rising temperatures and changing patterns of rainfall threaten the crop which fuels our tribe, cannabis. As a consequence, the tribe has begun to gaze longingly at our home plutoid, the moon. This year, we set aside a couple pounds of fine herb to fuel our space science program, which had been in mothballs since in Apollo. In only a few months, the results are truly impressive. As you can see in tonight's amazing poster by Dennis Loren, two Moonalice scientists have harnessed the power in a red rose to power a new kind of telescope, a love telescope. It's basically the world's largest Kiss Cam. We're not sure how -- or even if -- the Love Scope can reverse climate change, but it's bound to improve everyone's love life.

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Show dedicated to the memory of Ann Pardo
First performance of Let It Rain