According to Moonalice legend, today is Flag Day. Did you bring a flag? That's okay. We brought enough for everyone. Flags are cool in moderation, but when abused flags can be a real problem. A public health issue. in extreme cases, it has been known to bring out undesirable levels of hostility. Wars, even. Fortunately, our tribe has a solution. As depicted in tonight's poster by Chris Shaw, you can protect yourself from hostile flaggers with Moonalice brand FlagBeGone headgear. We know it looks like a fish bowl with poles zapping static electricity, but we promise you the Moonalice Flag Day helmet outperforms all others. Unfortunately, we only built the one you see here. If we ever do a KickStarter, we'll let you know.