According to Moonalice legend, at our gig here last month I wore a Tim Lincecum jersey. Since that day Timmy has thrown a no hitter and won three games. Unfortunately, the rest of the team went oh-for-the-month. The Giants thanked me for helping Timmy, but requested that I go back to wearing vests. I thought my work was done ... then I saw this evening's poster by David Singer. It depicts Mary Poppins Moonalice, nanny goddess of Bay Bridge series. Mary P wants everyone to know she is very pleased to have the As in first place and the Giants only a half game back. She commends the As for putting on a good show for the fans in winning the past two games in Oakland, but she has put the As on notice. It's time to let the Giants win a couple at AT&T. Violators of this rule will be sent to bed without dessert and grounded until after the All Star game ...